Why do you give me so many assignments? Would you want me to give you that many assignments? I didn't think so.
Why are you so small? Why do you get messy so fast? Oh and also, why does your heater and electricity have to be so fickle? I'm not sure if you're aware...but it snowed today.
Dear Westridge Elementary,
Thank you for having such cute, sweet children. They make my day...every day.
Why can't you print my invitations? Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
Thanks for coming this month. Appreciate it.
Dear Diet Coke,
You look really cute in your Holiday edition can. I'm diggin' the snowflakes.
Thank you for making everything in my life better.